As I sat one day engrossed in deep thought,
The meaning of life, answers to questions I sought.
Could I be making more money? Always hole out in two putts?
I knew it was time to sit on my nuts.
The house is a wreck and the kids are a mess;
A wife to support, a boss to impress.
Went to a party and danced like a klutz.
Only one thing to do – sit on my nuts.
It’s Christmas again and you’ve bought not a present,
The noise, lines and crowds at the mall are unpleasant.
When you dream of kicking fake Santa’s butts,
Take a deep breath, and sit on your nuts.
And now friend I pass this wisdom to you –
A squirrel with a message; a new world view.
When the going gets tough, when like becomes tricky,
Sit on your nuts (but watch out for your dicky).